- Girl: But if I have a boyfriend, and I kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
- Me: If I punch you in the face with my left fist, but I'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face
SpongeBob: “Patrick, you’re a genius!”
Patrick: “Yeah I get called that a lot”
SpongeBob: “What, a genius?”
Patrick: “No, Patrick.”