so today my prof called me in to ask if i had sort of stolen some of my magna carta paper from another source because “i wrote so well and clear about the medieval era and my phrasing about it is excellent, whereas most students write clumsily about it”
yeah that probably has something to do with the fact that i write lotr fanfiction sir
i was talking to my friend about the similarities between gryffindor and slytherin, and he told me to come up with a concise way to explain the differences between the two.
so i told him, “if you make a gryffindor mad and they storm out on you, they’ll get a lot of satisfaction out of slamming the door behind them. but a slytherin will leave it wide open, because they’ll get the most satisfaction knowing they made you get up to close it.”